“Finley…dear…please stop licking the freezer doors…”
“No, Finley, I don’t think we will be needing Hemorrhoid cream today dear.” (and then frantically looking around to make sure no one sees her…I mean what 3 year old knows what hemorrhoid cream is…my face is beat red from embarrassment.)
“Finley you about knocked your little sister unconscious by throwing the apples in the cart. GENTLY, place them down.”
“No Finley, we are not done yet..”
“Finley, please stop climbing into the deli goods please…”
“Finley…enough licking of the freezer doors!”
“Finley dear…what are you eating?”
“Honey, we need to pay for the fruit roll up before we eat it.”
“What are you eating now? The ice from the freezer bins? Sick….”
“FINLEY…that is DISGUSTING! STOP LICKING THE FREEZER DOORS!”
Disclaimer: Some of the comments on my part were not quite so syrupy sweet in the moment.
oh Finley!! :) THis reminds me of a shopping trip with Owen!! :) oh the joys!!
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