We Look real Neat
We Got way too much good stuff to eat
My Momma does say
that if it don't go away
she will have a big price to pay
For crying out loud
Those dang Snickers she chowed
And for that she ain't too proud
For her buttocks now looks like a jello jiggler going floppity flop
And the love handles....have you heard the term "Muffin top?"
The candy has now got to go
Before she stoops to an all time low
Somebody help find that discipline she does know
Because everytime we turn around
We hear the "hands in the candy" sound
Momma shouts, "Look what I found!"
And pulls out a Snickers again
Is this the unpardonable sin?
So now we hide the candy in a great big tin
Praying she won't let herself in
Momma it's for your better good
PLEASE stay away from the sugar food
Ok...I really wrote that for myself. Hoping it would be self motivation to KEEP MY HANDS OUT OF THE CANDY JAR. Darn Halloween! But I do have the cutest trick or treaters on the block!
My Sweet little Trick or Treaters... |
We did have a fun Halloween. My inlaws were in town from PA so they got to participate in all the fun. I love having girly girls so dressing them up was half the fun for me.
they are so cute, sarah! reese & finley almost look like they could be twins! maybe we'll get to see you at christmastime!
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